Come with us on a daytrip to Brighton. Get the train to the seaside, scramble to the pier in your jelly shoes, pull up a deckchair and lose a filling on your rock candy.

We take rides on scary rollercoasters. (Ok, so we just photograph them.) We try to liberate fluffy poodles from the claw of the arcade. We follow the intrepid gum and graffiti removal unit, and there's even time for some dodgy chips before heading to the rusty remnants of the West Pier at sunset...

- Kim & Alef, spring 2004