Travis is now fully 100% virtual. After many years of intense dedication, Travis has reached 100% virtual status. This new version is guaranteed 100% fat free and smokeless but fully maintains all the virtue of the previous model.

This final, and now unlimited edition will be brought to you through a process perfected by years of well guarded and increasing commitment to isolation of the imperfect physical plane from the public domain, leaving a virtually residue free content with limitless access to the universal ether.

Unfortunately this new model cannot be hugged. This was foreseen by the previous partially non virtual model, which encouraged this urge to be met by substitution. Travis hug urges are to be passed on to other loved ones at hand.

-Michael Rosenbaum